A movie star I’d like to be.

I’m handsome enough,

As you can see.

I’ve talent in plenty, as I tell every one.

Yes. I know some may snigger,

And seek to poke fun.

Producers and Agents, they don’t seem to call.

My Inbox is empty.

For no reason at all.

My leading ladies, just waiting for me.

Then my wife calls, ‘You’re snoring.

And it time for your tea’.